The Wake Up Call Bundle

1. Jolly Jittery Java
2. Cold Brew Chaos
3. The Ol' Standby

$71.85

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This one's for the people whose alarm goes off before the sun does.

Jolly Jittery Java brings the extra caffeine — low-acid, bold, and roasted to give you that perfect kick of pick-me-up. Cold Brew Chaos is smooth, strong, and built to steep in the fridge overnight for when you need it ice cold. The Ol' Standby keeps you steady in between — the reliable daily driver that never lets you down.

Three bags. All built for people who don't have the luxury of a slow morning.

Late nights. Early shifts. Swing schedules. This bundle handles all of it.

What's inside:

Jolly Jittery Java
Cold Brew Chaos
The Ol' Standby

You save $15.90 compared to buying all three separately.

1 Bag: ☕ Just $0.96 per cup — cheaper than any drive-through
2 Bags: ☕ Just $0.71 per cup — save more, brew more
3 Bags: ☕ Just $0.62 per cup — your wallet just thanked you
4 Bags: ☕ Just $0.58 per cup — less than a gas station coffee

WHY THIS ONE

One bold. One smooth. Two mugs. Zero arguments.

We wanted a coffee that tasted like it was made over a campfire — bold, smoky, no frills. Something that earns its spot on your counter every single morning without needing a marketing pitch to convince you.

"If your morning starts before dawn and your work doesn't stop until the sun goes down, this is the one."

This blend is the reason Too Damn Early exists. It's what we brewed for ourselves before we brewed for anyone else. Bold enough to drink black. Smooth enough that you won't want to add anything to it.

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Why does decaf cost more?

Our decaf goes through the Swiss Water® Process — a chemical-free method that uses pure water to gently remove 99.9% of the caffeine while keeping all the flavor intact. No chemicals, no solvents, just clean water and time. It costs more to produce, which is why there's a small $2.95 upcharge. Worth it if you want great-tasting decaf without the compromise.

How fresh is this coffee?

Every bag is roasted within 48 hours of your order and shipped directly to you. No warehouse shelves, no sitting around for months. The beans are literally younger than most of your leftovers.

What grind should I choose?

Depends on how you brew. Whole bean if you grind at home (freshest option). Medium for drip machines and pour-over. Coarse for French press. Fine for espresso. Not sure? Medium works for most people.

Can I subscribe and cancel anytime?

Absolutely. No contracts, no cancellation fees, no guilt trips. Skip a delivery or cancel in two clicks. We'd rather earn your next bag than trap you into it.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently US only — lower 48 states. Every order ships free, no minimums. We're working on expanding but want to make sure the coffee arrives fresh, not after sitting in customs for two weeks.

What if I don't like it?

Tell us. Seriously — just reach out. We'll send you a replacement or give you a full refund. No forms, no return shipping, no runaround. That's our Taste Promise.

Still got a question? Reach out — we actually answer.