The Sweet Tooth Bundle

1. Mammaw's Butterscotch Candy
2. Emerald Cocoa Chip
3. Boujee Chocolate Berry

$71.85

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This bundle is for the people who want their morning coffee to feel like a treat.

Mammaw's Butterscotch Candy tastes like that big bowl of bright yellow and gold candy wrappers at Grandma's house — rich, creamy, and satisfying. Emerald Cocoa Chip is mint chocolate chip ice cream as coffee — dangerously good and you won't be able to stop at one cup. Boujee Chocolate Berry is dark chocolate and mixed berry doing things they shouldn't — decadent, sophisticated, and yeah, a little fancy for us too.

Three dessert-style coffees. Zero calories across all of them. All the indulgence, none of the guilt.

Great for gifting. Even better for keeping.

What's inside:

Mammaw's Butterscotch Candy
Emerald Cocoa Chip
Boujee Chocolate Berry

You save $15.90 compared to buying all three separately.

1 Bag: ☕ Just $0.96 per cup — cheaper than any drive-through
2 Bags: ☕ Just $0.71 per cup — save more, brew more
3 Bags: ☕ Just $0.62 per cup — your wallet just thanked you
4 Bags: ☕ Just $0.58 per cup — less than a gas station coffee

WHY THIS ONE

Dessert for breakfast. Zero calories. Zero guilt.

We wanted a coffee that tasted like it was made over a campfire — bold, smoky, no frills. Something that earns its spot on your counter every single morning without needing a marketing pitch to convince you.

"If your morning starts before dawn and your work doesn't stop until the sun goes down, this is the one."

This blend is the reason Too Damn Early exists. It's what we brewed for ourselves before we brewed for anyone else. Bold enough to drink black. Smooth enough that you won't want to add anything to it.

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Why does decaf cost more?

Our decaf goes through the Swiss Water® Process — a chemical-free method that uses pure water to gently remove 99.9% of the caffeine while keeping all the flavor intact. No chemicals, no solvents, just clean water and time. It costs more to produce, which is why there's a small $2.95 upcharge. Worth it if you want great-tasting decaf without the compromise.

How fresh is this coffee?

Every bag is roasted within 48 hours of your order and shipped directly to you. No warehouse shelves, no sitting around for months. The beans are literally younger than most of your leftovers.

What grind should I choose?

Depends on how you brew. Whole bean if you grind at home (freshest option). Medium for drip machines and pour-over. Coarse for French press. Fine for espresso. Not sure? Medium works for most people.

Can I subscribe and cancel anytime?

Absolutely. No contracts, no cancellation fees, no guilt trips. Skip a delivery or cancel in two clicks. We'd rather earn your next bag than trap you into it.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently US only — lower 48 states. Every order ships free, no minimums. We're working on expanding but want to make sure the coffee arrives fresh, not after sitting in customs for two weeks.

What if I don't like it?

Tell us. Seriously — just reach out. We'll send you a replacement or give you a full refund. No forms, no return shipping, no runaround. That's our Taste Promise.

Still got a question? Reach out — we actually answer.