2-PACK
$41.95
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Total: $41.95
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Boujee Chocolate Berry
$23.95
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Did you wake up and think to yourself "I want something sweet that I can drink with my pinkie straight out"?
This is for you.
Yeah, we know — "Boujee" isn't exactly our brand. We're more boots-and-coffee than champagne-and-brunch. But sometimes you want something decadent, sophisticated, and a little fancy. Chocolate and berry doing things they shouldn't — dark, rich, and romantic enough to give your tastebuds the attention they deserve.
Zero calories. All the indulgence. Nobody has to know you liked the fancy one.
Sweet, warm, and bold without turning your morning coffee into dessert syrup.
1 bag ships for $5. Two or more bags ship free. If you do not love it, reach out and we will make it right.
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3-PACK
$54.95
Pick any 3 blends and choose the grind for each bag
Total:
$64.85
$54.95
- You save: $9.90
- 30-day satisfaction guarantee
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4-PACK
$65.95
Pick any 4 blends and choose the grind for each bag
Total:
$90.95
$65.95
- You save: $25.00
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WHY THIS ONE
Sunday morning cobbler without turning on the oven.
We wanted a coffee that tasted like it was made over a campfire: bold, smoky, no frills. Something that earns its spot on your counter every single morning without needing a marketing pitch to convince you.
If your morning starts before dawn and your work does not stop until the sun goes down, this is the one.
This blend is the reason Too Damn Early exists. It is what we brewed for ourselves before we brewed for anyone else.
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GOT QUESTIONS?
Stuff people actually ask us.
Why does decaf cost more?
Decaf requires extra processing before roasting, so the same coffee costs more before it ever hits the roaster.
How fresh is this coffee?
Every bag is roasted fresh and shipped quickly so it reaches you with real flavor still in the bag.
What grind should I choose?
Choose whole bean if you grind at home, medium for most drip machines, coarse for French press, and fine for espresso.
Can I subscribe and cancel anytime?
Yes. You can skip, pause, or cancel without a phone call or a guilt trip.
What if I do not like it?
Reach out and the team will make it right with a replacement or refund.
