- 1 Bag: ☕ Just $0.96 per cup — cheaper than any drive-through
- 2 Bags: ☕ Just $0.71 per cup — save more, brew more
- 3 Bags: ☕ Just $0.62 per cup — your wallet just thanked you
- 4 Bags: ☕ Just $0.58 per cup — less than a gas station coffee
WHY THIS ONE
Throw it in the fridge tonight. Thank us tomorrow.
We wanted a coffee that tasted like it was made over a campfire — bold, smoky, no frills. Something that earns its spot on your counter every single morning without needing a marketing pitch to convince you.
"If your morning starts before dawn and your work doesn't stop until the sun goes down, this is the one."
This blend is the reason Too Damn Early exists. It's what we brewed for ourselves before we brewed for anyone else. Bold enough to drink black. Smooth enough that you won't want to add anything to it.
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GOT QUESTIONS?
Stuff people actually ask us.
Our decaf goes through the Swiss Water® Process — a chemical-free method that uses pure water to gently remove 99.9% of the caffeine while keeping all the flavor intact. No chemicals, no solvents, just clean water and time. It costs more to produce, which is why there's a small $2.95 upcharge. Worth it if you want great-tasting decaf without the compromise.
Every bag is roasted within 48 hours of your order and shipped directly to you. No warehouse shelves, no sitting around for months. The beans are literally younger than most of your leftovers.
Depends on how you brew. Whole bean if you grind at home (freshest option). Medium for drip machines and pour-over. Coarse for French press. Fine for espresso. Not sure? Medium works for most people.
Absolutely. No contracts, no cancellation fees, no guilt trips. Skip a delivery or cancel in two clicks. We'd rather earn your next bag than trap you into it.
Currently US only — lower 48 states. Every order ships free, no minimums. We're working on expanding but want to make sure the coffee arrives fresh, not after sitting in customs for two weeks.
Tell us. Seriously — just reach out. We'll send you a replacement or give you a full refund. No forms, no return shipping, no runaround. That's our Taste Promise.
Still got a question? Reach out — we actually answer.
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